At 27:14pm on March 22, 2010, Seven Engelbert Oberholtzer was born, weighing in at 14 pounds, 8 ounces and measuring 6 inches tall and 8 inches in circumstance (taking the shape of his daddy). Neither mother nor child are doing well, and father left the hospital just before birth to work on his swing at the driving range. Kate was so angry at Seven for delaying birth that she has refused to see him so far. The doctor was in a drunken stupor, so Doula Eleanor stepped in to catch the baby. Unfortunately, she had just eaten a greasy sandwich and her hands were slick, so she dropped him. Seven hit the floor and bounced three times before coming to a rest.
4 comments:
Is any of this true?????? If the delivery is true. . . congrats and way to go on the big boy!!!!!!! Jess K.~
ha ha ha ha ha. I see the resemblance! :)
that was wrong in so many ways.
kind of creepy!!!!!
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